Majedar chutkule in hindi-Majedar chutkule hindi mein
पंडित जी ने कुंडली मिलाई।
36 के 36 गुण मिल गये।
लड़के वालों ने मना कर दिया।
लड़की वाले हैरान हो कर पूछने लगे।
"जब सारे गुण मिलते हैं तो आप मना क्यों कर
रहे हैं?"
लड़के वाले: "हमारा लड़का बिलकुल लफ़ंगा
है। अब क्या बहु भी उस जैसी ले आयें?"
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Lyi line Ch Lagiyan,
Jado wari aayi
ta pata laga theka c.
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Santa & Banta Saffar Te Ja
Rhe See, Raste Wichoh Raat Ho Gye Te Oh Tent Lga Ke So Gye, Raat Nu Banta Di Akh Khul Ohne Santa Nu Jaga Ke Kiha Asman Wal Dekh Ke Dass Tainu Ki Nazar AaRiha Hai Santa Boliya Bhut Sare SittareBanta Is To Ki Patta Lagda HaiSanta: Assman Bhut Hi Khubsurat Hai Te Roshni B HaiBanta: Oye Kanjra, Koi Sada Tent Putt Ke Lai Gya Hai
Pappu Paperan Ch Fail Ho Gaya, Es Gall Te Baapu Ne Keha, Apne Padosh Aali Kudi Nu Dekh, Class Ch First Aayi Hai.Oh Baapu Ohnu Hi Taan Dekhta Si, Taan Hi Taan Fail Ho Gaya
Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo. Patient: teek hai doctor (ek hafte ke baad) Doctor: 7dawaa khatam huaa kya? Patient: nahi doctor. Doctor: kyu nahi? Patient: usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe
Arz Karda Haan, Ohna Di Gali To GujreTaan Ohna Da Chobara Nazar Aaya,Wah Ji Wah…Ohda Baapu Bahar Aa Ke Boleya,Hath Pair Tod Devanga, Je Dobara Nazar Aaya…....
Teacher: OXFORD matlab kya hai? Student: OX matlab bail, FORD matlab Gaadi. to OXFORD matlab bail gaadi
Pati: mere marne ke baad, kyaa tum doosri shaadi karogi? Patni: nahi. main apni behan ki saath rahungi. aap? Pati: main bhi tumhaare behan ke saath rahunga
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